What a clown! Mayor de Blasio hinted at a press conference that he might try a stand-up comedy in the future. “Did you write here about a man who put a well-oiled car in reverse, stepped on gas, and turned the city into a ruin eight years later?” HAHAHA !!! … Laughs more.
Comedian Bill Cosby breaks up jokes at home after being released from prison. Do you think the two bills are funny to reinvent themselves? #Me too.
There’s nothing funny here either, right Brian Kashman? “We’re breastfeeding now.” Of course.
So we return to Buffalo, where the Blue Jesse won for us on Tuesday. Seattle’s Yusei Kikuchi (5-3, 3.34 ERA) and Toronto’s Hyun-Jin Ryu (7-4, 3.41 ERA) both won in a row. Kikuchi allowed two movements over 12 ² / ₃ in. Ryu surrendered five times in more than 14 minutes. Support Jays for another 20 units.
Man Snakes really bite. The Cards defeated the D’Becks 7-4. Kwang Hyun Kim of St. Louis gave up one run and knocked down two. Down -1,365 jellopuddingpops.